A) We hate credit cards, paypal, and pretty much all other forms of elastic money. If you buy and pay with crypto, cash or an e-check (which we kinda hate but not entirely), you can take 2% off your order. Just use the coupon code “f-banks” during checkout. You MUST pay within 24 hours in good funds or we will cancel your order.

B) If you are in the USA, good job…. shipping is on us. If not, you’re still in luck, but you’ll have to pay for actual shipping costs, import duties, and any other fees your stupid country tacks on. Contact us before placing your order for a quote. Or if
you’ve got balls, place your order, and send some extra cash our way to cover the drama of getting your order safely to you.

C) Your gonna wait a while to get your order. The die is being cut as we speak, but making a few hundred thousand coins isn’t easy or fast. So just chill out and give us a minute to do our job. When your order ships, you’ll get an email with tracking details. But don’t be surprised if it takes a few weeks.